You can ignore me, ‘kay? ‘Kay.
1. alright, welcome new magical creature of legend! the 55th gif describes you.
SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT.
2. while the 22nd describes your powers.
My power is that I am cool as fuck
that’s totally a power shut up
3. how did you get those powers? the 81st describes your – potentially - tragic backstory.
I was being my usual cool ass self and like it just happened
4. now, should you be hit by some dream sand - the 23rd describes the dream it gives you.
I’M NOT SURE THAT’S A GOOD DREAM ACTUALLY
5. however pitch often likes to turn dreams into nightmares. the 49th is the nightmare he gives you.
AND NOW I’M GETTING BEATEN UP BY SOME
HOT BRITISH MAN ASSHOLE
6. turns out though, you don’t have time for nightmares, you’ve been summoned to the north pole! the 77th is your reaction to the summons.
this so accurate holy shit
7. the 43rd is your reaction to meeting the yetis.
LOOK AT THESE TALL MOTHERFUCKERS
8. and the 3rd is your reaction to meeting the elves.
9. hey! the big four are here! - the 99th gif describes your reaction to meeting toothiana.
I am such a little shit
10. the 69th to meeting sandy.
(I see what you did there)
ARE YOU HERE TO GIVE ME MORE WEIRD ASS DREAMS
11. the 92nd to meeting bunnymund.
12. the 87th to meeting north.
lol hi i’m confused
13. and the 21st to meeting jack frost.
MASSIVE FEELS ATTACK
14. suprise! turns out the man in the moon decided that you’d be the next guardian! the 30th describes your reaction.
THIS BETTER NOT GET IN THE WAY OF MY BLOGGING
15. the 89th describes your center.
16. quick! pitch is attacking tooth’s castle! the 61st is your reaction.
i’m so fucking done leave me here to die
17. the 59th gif describes your reaction to north’s sleigh.
My mind is blown
18. and the 67th is your way of dealing with the “loopty-loops”.
And then I puked everywhere
19. here comes pitch! the 57th is your reaction.
IMMA FIGHT U IMMA FIGHT U REAL GOOD
20. the 93rd gif is your reaction to sandy’s death.
21. oh no! pitch destroyed all the eggs! the 33rd is your reaction to that bit of news.
I MEAN LIKE THIS GUY IS A TOTAL ASS BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT HE’S GOT STYLE
22. jack just flew off to god-knows-where! the 6th is your reaction.
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO INTENSE ALL OF A SUDDEN OH MY GOD
23. suddenly, all the believing lights of the children begin going out! the 7th is your reaction.
This totally ruins my day
I should’ve stayed at home blogging all day long
24. what’s this? the 65th is your reaction to one light remaining lit!
(i am such a creeper jesus christ)
25. what if you were in jamie’s situation, and suddenly found jack frost in your bedroom? i feel the 63rd would be most appropriate for this.
The hell are you doin’ here? How the fuck did you get in? Am I high? I must be high.
26. the 73rd is your reaction to super tiny bunnymund.
*overjoyed hugging ensues*
27. whoa! sandy just made an epic comeback! the 26th is your reaction.
28. the final battle! [ i.e. the 74th ]
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
29. pitch is defeated! the 52nd is your reaction.
30. and everything turned out a-okay in the end. the 70th gif is perfect for such a happy ending, don’t you think?